MAD OH! by 2'WYTH #gbeduPoet

MAD OH! by 2'WYTH #gbeduPoet

It's no coincidence that the toothpick phrase, "Mad oh!"

Was midwife somewhere in Yaba Left of Lagos:

The land of Wérèism, where we all are proudly mad;

We're inmates of Yaba Left,

No wonder, we're the right men for the job,

Come rain, come Harmattan in any industry,

That's because we party like crayfish and hustle like lions.

Do you know why the Twitter Jack

Wanna relocate to Africa in 2020?

We're that Jack never dulls,

Because our brain is an amphibian,

We play at work and work and play

With our bills hanging round our necks,

That money must be made,

No wonder, we see challenges as ewa,

We wak it with bread to champion solutions for our tummy,

No complaining to Mr. Hilfiger that things are hard.

Bro, for crying out loud, Buhari lives in Aso Paradise,

He won't feel your hell, so heaven your hell now!

Our madness here is an unlimited WiFi,

We cultivate and utilise it wisely,

Even Solomon dey tremble in Trebor

When he speaks to us;

For every challenge, we mine opportunities:

If your Danfo quench inside water,

D passengers must pay Backing fare

To ferry them across the water.

Madam, no abeg for dis one,

Dis na our business in the voice of the East.

When you come to Lagos, 

Please offload your Gentleman jacket in Ogun State

Else the streets of Lagos will harden you like the blue flames of a welder.

Our conductors here undergo Voice Training Academy

To groom their voices to the standard.

All our conductors are Marlians, 

Don't expect manners, they don't sell it.

So when next you hear the toothpick phrase, "Mad oh!"

Know that we've earned the copyright for that intellectual property.

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